Monday, September 11, 2006

K, since my coach wants me to ask my friends to join the life saving class so that it will be more fun and there are only like 3 girls in the class now? Including me.

APPEAL
Join the life saving class now! It will be very fun and you can also get this RARE chance to make fun of people. HAHA. And my coach also said that its easier to catch up now cause we only started for about 1 1/2 months. Ya, so any takers? Managed to get Kurtz and his sister to join but they joining after their exams.

I know you guys will surely ask about the benefits.

BENEFITS

GIRLS- You can be a part time life guard when you are waiting for your o levels results and can earn lots of money. $60 per shift and you just have to sit there chatting and looking at people swim. People rarely drown, do they. So far I haven't seen any drown yet. HAHA. And maybe you can get to know more friends too?

BOYS- You can also be a part time life guard while waiting for results and when you go to JC you can also apply as a life guard. Again, earning money. When you go to NS, you can apply for a life guard job, whereby you can just sit by the pool relaxing and also EARN MONEY!!! Most importantly, you don't need to march or do the physical training with the other NS people who don't have the life saving certificate. Why not? HAHA. P.S (all these said by my coach, should be 99.99% true)

REQUIREMENTS
Above the age of 13 and attained a silver award.

COST
$40/month, which is cheap.
$5 for a porn magazine. (: Just joking, don't get too exicited. Its basically a life saving manual and the front page is this man holding a woman and "kissing" her. In the book, you will also see lots of this scene.

WHAT YOU NEED
Girls- A shirt and skirt. Shirt should be those that your mummy wears to work and skirt should be something like your school skirt.
Boys- A shirt and pants. Those that your father wears to work. NO NEED TIE HOR T_T

TIME
Every Sunday night 7-8. But sometimes the coach will teach more.

The class is really fun and interesting. SO JOIN!!!!!!!!! You can message fiona or me or tell us in school if you want.

Yesterday the 2R's, Russell and Ryan cried. They were scolded by Uncle Bob at the other end of the pool for about 5 minutes, cause I think they were like fooling around and not swimming properly. Then when I tell my mother, she say they huo gai. X_X

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//GARY CHAW//

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